Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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