i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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