Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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