Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You pole danced in your parka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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