Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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