i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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