I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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