I love black thongs
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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