Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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