Is it because I queefed?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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