So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
