Your face is a jimmy john
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Ladies don't puke and tell
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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