is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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