We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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