But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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