fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
porn star boner night. come get it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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