We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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