Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i barfeds in our rink
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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