I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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