Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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