Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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