We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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