yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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