...so i touched it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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