fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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