I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
