real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Who wears a wallet chain?!
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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