Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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