My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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