Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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