remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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