Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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