Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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