At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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