I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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