ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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