Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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