I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Soap is not a condiment
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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