Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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