Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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