Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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