I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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