My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He has the fingertips of a God
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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