Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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