a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dear god my vagina.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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