Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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