i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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