They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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