Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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