Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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