Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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