that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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