David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My vagina just clenched in fear
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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