dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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