haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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