I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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