Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm both gender and math confused
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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