love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
