Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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